Mega Munchie is expanding into Dania Beach
by Cap Peterson
Mega Munchie owner, Joaquin Guzman, is looking for workers to staff his new location in Dania Beach.
A popular Hollywood bakery is expanding into Dania Beach and looking to hire up to 150 workers in 2023. “Our downtown Hollywood location is booming and I’ve found a Dania Beach location to expand the operation,” said Mega Munchie bakery owner, Joaquin Guzman. “I’ve got good information that Dania Beach will soon declare itself a ‘sanctuary’ city with legalized cannabis recreational use. Plus it’s closer to the airport for shipments to our customers all over the world.” Mega Munchie specializes in high grade pot cookies and brownies. “We’re baking 24-7 right now and I still can’t keep up. Demand is high, so to speak,” Guzman added. “I’ve secured most of the available Hollywood workforce. I hope to tap into the Dania Beach labor pool that balks at commuting all the way to Hollywood.”
The company is looking for motivated people. “We offer jobs starting at $25 per hour and free medical, dental and profit sharing after three months,” Guzman said. “We are especially looking for qualified tasters to sample our goods and keep quality high. We’ve had good people in the past but they tend to just kinda wander away after a few days. If anyone out there is interested, just follow your nose to our new location.”
Mega Munchie offers four brownie and six cookie varieties. “The ones with the nuts are the boy brownies,” Guzman explained.